Posts Tagged ‘shopping’

I have a thing about personal space. You know the strange folk who come from behind shop counters and virtually press themselves up against you, stuck firmly in the misconception that this will aid them in telling you how Rubex actually works. No no, get back in your box there ‘friendly’, if I wanted a [...]

I was in Tesco over the weekend, I have to go to there as well as Lidl to do my shopping, purely because I am particularly picky about my choice of dilute orange, mouthwash, dental floss and curry powder.
I was in the queue for that DIY checkout, the one where the lad stares at you [...]

‘Her Indoors’ was across the other side of Ireland this weekend at a hen. So I drank, smoked, lay around, grew some facial hair, made a show, and got some serious bathrobe time. My one concession to anything remotely house related was to go to Tesco and do a gigantic shop.
I find this task to [...]

Good morning readers. Well it happened. The journey north to Belfast began in earnest at 7:30am on Saturday Morning. When ‘her indoors’ awoke I was sitting on the edge of the bed strapping explosives to my chest, she yawned and said something about Swedish meatballs, so I reluctantly removed the bombs, had a shower and [...]