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It’s Dependent On Gender You Know

I feel like I have let you all down, no doubt you are all wondering why I am so remiss in my blog posting today, or perhaps you care less than a polygamist cares about that one special woman.  Well the reason is that I was at the HSE, nothing like a 9.30am appointment for [...]

Oh, Is That The One About The Hooker With Dysentery?

I often wonder about getting myself a new Identity, I mean it is truely amazing what can be accomplished by phone these days. This week I have started to put this plan into action. In the last 48 hours I have managed to convince the system that I am in fact deceased, have three brothers, [...]

Dr Fran-Nicoise-Incredulous-O’Jus I Presume?

So a while back I had passport issues. Then I had some more passport issues. Now I am loath to report yet more issues. Yes dear readers, the passport office hace reached a new low. So after a tracking down my deceased fathers birth cert, death cert and long marriage cert, then managing to locate [...]

Red Tape

So I mentioned a while back that I lost my identity. I am desperately trying to get it back. I sent my old washed passport and form 156Aii in black ink to the office of sour fuckin bastards on Molesworth St, only to be sent a auto-robotic response.
Dear insignificant no mark. You matter not to [...]