Posts Tagged ‘mary harney’

So apparently the Dail have decided that Tuesday will be a continuation of the bank holiday. This is due to angry abusive behaviour and insults being exchanged from both sides.
Sources say that there has been a breakdown of etiquette and complete disregard for the inner workings of a modern democracy and government.
A friend of mine [...]

So tomorrow they switch on the Large Hadron Colider.
“What does it do”? I hear you shout. Well It’s large, and collides hadron’s and generally has the possibility to end the entire planet’s existence by creating a black hole which only the girth of Mary Harney after eating the entire Oireachtas can fill. (and let’s face [...]

I was eating in a Dublin restaurant on Saturday. The hustle bustle, some rich fake breasted south side late thirty somethings sat at the table beside ‘her indoors’ and myself. The waiter managed to spill four glasses of prosecco on their Gucci hangbags which amused me no end, however they didn’t see the funny side.
Nearing [...]