Posts Tagged ‘life’

I have not had too many accidents and I have never broken a bone, I have lost some blood and I have only two scars of note. The first rather large scar on my knee was secured when as an 8 year old I was running behind my friend Waxy, he bent down to pick [...]

The folks who put up the election posters have become desperate, they ran out of the premium space on my street so they have resorted to the lower part of any high poles, and have also started using the stop signs. This leaves the excellent and informative posters, with the Annie Leibovitz style photography up [...]

I am not a hoarder in the strictest sense of the word, I do keep some sentimental things which probably should go into the bin, things like stilettos, monocles, Millwall V Charlton football programmes and my subbuteo pitch (without players). Now I am not the kind to keep newspapers from 1969 but I do have [...]

I have a weird ankle problem at the moment. It seems to have a terrible social weakness, it isn’t shy or anything, in fact it is quite talkative after a couple of looseners, no this weakness is purely physical, my ankle has developed the need to click out of place at the most (im)perfect of [...]

Annoying.
Wait, annoying and drunk.
Wait a second, annoying, drunk and illegal.
Hang on, sorry, annoying, drunk, illegal and downright dangerous. That would sum up the weekend. Well, my weekend.
Annoying . I stood in TK Maxx,  (I didn’t need anything in TK Maxx, but I ended up buying two golf clubs and a bag of fake Nike golf [...]

Good morning readers. It been a week of soul searching here on red leeroy, I have been visited by the dizzying heights and the sickening lows, I have had many deep and meaningful conversations in dimly lit bars with all sorts of life coaches, assassins, politicians, analyzers, soothsayers, naysayers, wayfarers, fair weathers, and general well [...]