Posts Tagged ‘irish budget’

So apparently the Dail have decided that Tuesday will be a continuation of the bank holiday. This is due to angry abusive behaviour and insults being exchanged from both sides.
Sources say that there has been a breakdown of etiquette and complete disregard for the inner workings of a modern democracy and government.
A friend of mine [...]

Here we go. Only a matter of hours till the Department of the insane release their bleak black budget.
Smokers. You lot are fucked. I would say another 75 cents on a pack of delicious twenty. Your Iron lung just got prohibitively more expensive.
Old People. Well you’re just in the way. You will all be loaded [...]

So, maybe, just maybe, possibly, it has not been denied, it may happen, possibly, maybe, could happen, dunno, might.
The hairballs in the Dail might give us an emergency recession budget.
I wonder what it would contain, another 2 quid 50 on a pack of twenty ?