Now before I head into this post I will just out place a caveat firmly into place. I do care about the people under 6 feet of water in the “People’s Republic”, and if it was me I too would be in curled up on top of my wardrobe wailing and blaming Brian Cowen.
But you [...]
Posts Tagged ‘ireland’
We All Live In A Sub-Aqua-Sub-Par-But-Well-Organised-Council-Estate
The Dublin Junkie Street Greeting
The Dublin junkie scumbag. He or she is a law unto themselves, they walk zombie like through the streets broad and narrow crying “I fuuuuckinnnn toldddddd yehhhhh iiiddd battttttter imm”. They are to be avoided at all costs, they are not friendly, they are not approachable, they are not human.
But one phenomenon that sometimes humanises [...]
Ra Ra Redundancy, Ireland’s Greatest Love Machine
Panic in the streets, lynchings, random beatings, folk pleading for their lives, and even cold blooded murder. These are all things that could happen when one (or many) are faced with the spectre of redundancy. Not I however, I was a stereotypical case of the seven stages. These seven being, shock, surprise, anger, rage, bigger [...]
Dare To Dream
There is an old phrase, it goes like this - “If you want to know me, then come and live with me“. We have all heard it, it holds true. Recall many years ago when the funny witty vivacious generous hairless ape that you thought was great and then turned into your flatmate, he then [...]
Posters, We Don’t Need No Stinkin Posters.
The folks who put up the election posters have become desperate, they ran out of the premium space on my street so they have resorted to the lower part of any high poles, and have also started using the stop signs. This leaves the excellent and informative posters, with the Annie Leibovitz style photography up [...]
Wham Bam, Thank You Ma’am
Normally I go all out on a Friday and spoil myself with a ‘I really shouldn’t but I will kind of post’, however today my brain resembles one of those funky hairball mixes of fur and saliva that the cat chucks up on the couch after a really good cleaning session. The reason for this [...]

