I often wonder about getting myself a new Identity, I mean it is truely amazing what can be accomplished by phone these days. This week I have started to put this plan into action. In the last 48 hours I have managed to convince the system that I am in fact deceased, have three brothers, [...]
Posts Tagged ‘identity’
Red Tape
So I mentioned a while back that I lost my identity. I am desperately trying to get it back. I sent my old washed passport and form 156Aii in black ink to the office of sour fuckin bastards on Molesworth St, only to be sent a auto-robotic response.
Dear insignificant no mark. You matter not to [...]
The Man With No Name
So I officially have no identity.
In a most excellent of moments I washed my passport. It went into a 40 degree wash in the back pocket of my jeans. It now looks like a maroon mess. I have lost my driving license. I have no idea where it is. Birth cert. No idea, probably in [...]
