Posts Tagged ‘her indoors’

I feel like I have let you all down, no doubt you are all wondering why I am so remiss in my blog posting today, or perhaps you care less than a polygamist cares about that one special woman.  Well the reason is that I was at the HSE, nothing like a 9.30am appointment for [...]

A while back in a flurry of emotion brought on by the watching of Glory, I dropped to one knee and asked ‘Her Indoors’ would she do me the honour of becoming by wife. “Oh don’t be silly” she said, before realising I was in fact serious, and that my brief foray into the American [...]

Today is like a great big bag of pick and mix with only two flavours of sweets in the bag. These flavours are as follows; the delicious refreshing apple drop, and the other being the slightly less popular flavour of ‘Satans-scaly-cock-black-worm-jism’. On the one hand I didn’t make the final list over here, which of [...]

Good frickin Monday to you all, I am in high spirits today, the reason? the manly act of plumbing in my own dishwasher has filled me with a feeling of indestructibility. ‘Her indoors’ will obviously say she looked at the Death Star plans and figured out which coloured looking pump swirligig was supposed to go [...]

Apparently if you’re on a plane and turbulence is swatting the wings with its evil hand and your sitting there sweating and praying, you are in fact actually alright. Planes are built for such things, apparently.
But I was told before my return flight from the US that if the cabin crew take their seats then [...]

So I says to ‘Her Indoors’ yesterday, “I’ll light the fire, you stick those flowers in that vase that you bought today”. We sat staring at the fire, for hours and hours, she was playing love songs. I leaned over and said, “hey, rest your head for five minutes, everything is good, It’s such a [...]