Connie Booth to the cowardly lion in a few easy steps.
I loved Connie when I was a kid. She had so many teeth. Yup late night TV will send you in directions you never thought possible. These directions will amuse, entertain and disturb. I really need to start drinking again. Here is the six degrees [...]
Posts Tagged ‘giving up’
But I Could Show My Prowess, Be A Lion Not A Mou-Ess, If I Only Had The Nerve.
Not Quite As Bad As Heroin
So Gimme mentioned here that six weeks off the booze should reinvigorate my love for the grape and grain. Six fuckin weeks. The seventh day and I feel like a shadow of my former self. Eyes streaming, chest heaving, litres and litres of water pass my lips yet my mouth feels like the bottom of [...]
Alcohol - You’ve Won - I Quit
I am going to give up booze. ‘Ohhhh sure you are‘ comes the response in unison. But it has beaten me. I cannot drink anymore. It actually hurts me. But you love wine, beer is your friend, the jameson on the shelf is twelve years old. But I cant breathe. I wheeze. I cough. My [...]
