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Squeal Like The Proverbial…

…Pig. All the talk is of pig these mornings. I see the ghostly figures walking the streets desperately searching for pink hooven taste makin fat reducin grillin machines. Those little critters. Curly tails, squashed noses, slight smiles. The only thing that have to worry about is dying. And if that happens they wont know about [...]

Pi = 3.14159265 (And Of Course Pastry Deliciousness)

A wise man asked me a question last night. Did I infact get my delicious pie that ‘Her Indoors’ promised to make for me? The answer is yes. What an oversight on my part, I must apologise to her for failing to thank her publicly.
Let me set the scene. I was working on Saturday. I [...]

The Promise Of Pies

‘Her Indoors’ and I were watching Jamie Oliver and his rustic-fake-studio-I-don’t-really-live-here-garden-home-type-show the other night. I was reading Mein Kampf and nailing a tarred dog to a crucifix so I wasn’t really paying that much attention. However, say what you want about Mr Oliver, he talks funny, likes saying ‘mate’ a bit much, or just that [...]

Mustard - Is There Anything It Can’t Do?

I can’t live without it.
French’s, Dalkey, Colemans Olde English, wholegrain, mild, strong, French, dijon, German.
If I ruled, all would love mustard and rejoice. It would be great and terrible. Kind of like Antietam. If there was one addition to a meal (apart from Heinz tomato ketchup) that everyone must have, its mustard.
I can’t talk about [...]