What I thought was a quiet pint to catch up and discuss frat houses and Teutonic holiday destinations actually turned into full-bore confessional. The confession he unleashed to me was the most unsettling practice of heading to the WC, taking the mobile phone out of the back pocket and then dropping his trousers. Then while comfortably perched upon the dalton, he would dial my phone number and politely ask as to my form at the current time, he would barely wait for the reply before beginning to expunge the previous nights Bombay Pantry from his guts. He told me that this was his ‘best practice’ when it came to the aul’ catch up phone call, this sent a cold shiver up my spine. So my question is this. Is it wrong to call your pals while taking your morning dump?
But if you stay in the game long enough, you got to lose. And once you’ve lost, there’s no way back. No way at all.
on Mar 1st, 2010 at 12:49 pm
Not really, those calls always nonplus me. I get them too. The pictures, on the other hand…
on Mar 1st, 2010 at 1:55 pm
Initial reaction has to be a big girlie “EWWwwwwww”.. but then I must agree with Radge and give thanks it isn’t a fancy smancy (but never really took off) video call… now that would be highly objectionable.
on Mar 1st, 2010 at 5:16 pm
You know that lavatorial confabulations are the least of your worries where Señor K is concerned…
on Mar 1st, 2010 at 6:31 pm
Having a hands-free dump is impossible, so it’s wrong!
on Mar 2nd, 2010 at 12:26 am
yes, yes it is and I may add it’s rude to book a table in a restaurant whilst sat on the porcelain laying cable….true story…I heard the flush n all…
on Mar 3rd, 2010 at 3:09 pm
Yes.
In fact using the phone in the bog at all is pretty unsavoury.
I see / hear this kind of behaviour alot whilst frequenting the world of “Motorway Services” and always have to fight back the urge to shout out “HE’S HAVING A SHIT! ! THE PERSON YOU’RE ON THE PHONE TO IS HAVING A SHIT!!!”… I putting it on my to-do list above Cure World Peace (but below Enjoy an English pint of Guinness) .
on Mar 5th, 2010 at 2:23 am
No no, its wrong, just wrong. And its wronger to be telling you about it.
Thats the real crime here, the telling.
on Mar 18th, 2010 at 11:59 am
Santander: Basically, they are cunts.
Yes yes, I know that this is a bit off topic but it’s worth sharing all the same.
on Mar 22nd, 2010 at 11:53 am
yes of course it’s wrong. horribly wrong.
on Apr 2nd, 2010 at 12:29 pm
There’s nothing wrong with texting your mates while building a log cabin…
on May 14th, 2010 at 2:03 am
after a long session sometimes you only have a few lifelines available. One is a good cleansing of the back pipes on the John, anudder is chatting to a good mate to make sure the night wasn’t as diabolical as the guilts are making out. Sometimes, these lifelines converge. Not ideal, but understandable.
on Jul 25th, 2010 at 12:51 pm
I need tending. Radge is bored.