I was so well prepared for this week, I had a post in mind for the Monday horror, it was all worked out. Then I thought oh I will just head over to the gentleman Radge’s blog for a laugh before I head to bed, and fuck me but he had just gone and hit me with my first meme.
So here are the rules.
1. Put the link of the person who tagged you on your blog.
2. Write the rules.
3. Mention 6 things or habits of no real importance about you.
4. Tag six persons adding their links directly.
5. Alert the persons that you tagged them.
Right, six things about me then, that’s a toughie considering I am a robot and have no emotions or sentient thought but I will give it a try.
a) I can’t eat olives, no way, now how, no chance, they are evil and dirty and come straight from Satan’s scaly cock.
b) I hate to fly, I really really hate it, it’s a bit shit as I am an aeronautic stunt pilot, I have never won the red bull air race as you can guess.
c) I have no brother or sisters. Well apart from Hugenot but our family doesn’t like to speak his name out loud.
d) I love a good vest, nothing like a clean crisp vest, it could be ribbed (for her pleasure), white or grey, or string. that’s how I roll.
e) I am fairly decent at darts, I once got two 180’s in a row. I wouldn’t mind the odd game but darts is frowned upon where I like to drink.
f) I have no steady income, I mostly steal, beg and defraud people of their money, but hey, it’s a living.
Right, that is that. Now I wave my magical stick of wonder and hit some bloggers with this meme. Here goes.
I am going to start with Pryin, he is full of pith and vinegar on a Monday I am sure.
Second, hmm ah yes Monsieur Waxy Dan. It aint about Zombies but hell.
Third, Meadow. Do it Meadow Chance style !!
Fourth, Mr McDanger, Will he thank me for this? I am not sure. Perhaps we will never know.
Fifth is Jo. I couldn’t in all good conscience pass Jo on a good meme.
Number six will be the excellent White Rabbit.
Good Luck Yo.
on Apr 20th, 2009 at 9:09 am
Nicely done sir but you’re wrong about the olives. Glorious.
on Apr 20th, 2009 at 10:11 am
Aww you called me excellent *chuffed*
I am quite excellent actually …with a dash of brilliance*
*This may be a lie
on Apr 20th, 2009 at 11:46 am
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on Apr 20th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
So very right about the olives. Poxy yokes altogether.
on Apr 20th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Impressive is your magical stick of wonder. My six are pending.
Try the green Spanish olives stuffed with almonds from the Saturday food market in Temple Bar. It is important to me to try to save the olive haters. From Satan. And themselves. Amen.
on Apr 20th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Pasta shapes… i’m afraid of pasta shapes!! I kid you not. I really do like spaguetti but anything that varies or wanders from plain, normal spaguetti scares me.
Why is there a need to have pasta in the shape of a wheel, or for that matter a shell?? And the multi-coloured ones…. well they’re just evil. And wavey slabs of pasta lying hidden within a lasagne… wrong, wrong, wrong.
I know you didn’t ask… but I just simply had to share (my stomach is churning and my knees are trembling at the thought).
I love olives!
on Apr 20th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Olives. Jesus Christ…………..
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Olives. I just…………………
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Olives
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Fuck
on Apr 20th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
I knew a girl called Olive. Not any more.
on Apr 20th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
I always thought it amusing when Jesus went to Mount Olive, or was that when he went out to the Mount of Olives, I always get that mixed up.
on Apr 20th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
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on Apr 20th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
Oooooh six things about me and Holemaster tagged me with it as well, don’t tell me I’ll have to write 12 things now, I mean you’ve already pre-empted me with the Olives thing so I’m struggling already FFS ah Jasus…and just who the fuck am I going to tag now that it’s done the rounds like the whorish jezebel of a meme that it is.
It’s a world of pain, it’s a good job I’m getting pissed tomorrow night is all I can say.
on Apr 20th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
This meme is like an STD. I’ve been given it twice now. Still resolutely avoiding.
The almond stuffed olives are sooooo good, but always too salty. I don’t know how you avoid it.
My 21 month old likes olives best. Salty things. I find it strange and amusing.
on Apr 20th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
I’m all for a good vest, btw.
on Apr 21st, 2009 at 12:03 am
You have a Brother now!
(Sniffle; hug; tears…)
on Apr 21st, 2009 at 12:15 am
“I have no steady income, I mostly steal, beg and defraud people of their money, but hey, it’s a living.”
eh I didn’t know you were a waiter?
on Apr 21st, 2009 at 12:26 am
I love trying to find the furthest off dart hole in the wall from the board in a pub.
I hate vests, have siblings, no problem with flying, a steady-ish income and am now terrified of this image in my head of satan piddling
on Apr 21st, 2009 at 8:50 am
You know it’s not all that often that I sit back and say to myself………..you are all wonderful.
With that said I now intend to leave for Luton, but before I do…….
@ Terence - I really don’t think you have to do a meme twice.
@ Manuel - Never, ever………..ever.
@ Jo - I think your right about the avoidance. Not the olives though, train the little one, there is still time.
@ Percy - The brotherhood of hope……….or is it shame?
@ B - Satan is good, Satan is my friend, Satan is our pal.
on Apr 21st, 2009 at 3:28 pm
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on Apr 21st, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Bit late on this Red, apologies. Got a lot on.
http://waxydan.wordpress.com/2009/04/21/tagged-by-red/
on Apr 21st, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Oh yeah, olives are the devil’s smegma.
Why would anyone ruin a nice glass of vodka with them?