I could write about a momentous sporting event, or the death of a media whore, or my Zidane like turn and shot that nestled into the top corner, or the consumption of a sublime chilli dog that I wolfed down after a load of delicious Guinness, but the one event that stood out the most for me this weekend was one terrific moment of crassness that I heard on my way out of a packed bar. A well groomed thirty something greeted her husand with a kiss on the cheek, a smile, and a genuinely interested “how was your day?”, after the briefest of pauses came his staggering reply……. “crap, as usual“


on Mar 23rd, 2009 at 11:47 am
Where, oh where did you get the chilli dog?
on Mar 23rd, 2009 at 11:53 am
It was home made by the middle brother.
on Mar 23rd, 2009 at 12:06 pm
I suppose that exchange was followed by 17 pints, 4 Jaeger Bombs, a kebab and a spot of brutal drunken ridin’ .
on Mar 23rd, 2009 at 12:09 pm
Ha… d’yeh fancy a brootle roide?
on Mar 23rd, 2009 at 12:48 pm
made by the middle brother - your code is too easy to crack
on Mar 23rd, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Yeah Harpo makes a decent chilli anyway……..
on Mar 23rd, 2009 at 12:53 pm
trying to throw me off the scent, it won’t work
on Mar 23rd, 2009 at 12:59 pm
It’s the the little things in life…
on Mar 23rd, 2009 at 12:59 pm
It’s the little things in life…
on Mar 23rd, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Ah for fuck’s sake. I’m getting real good at fucking up / making a gee of commenting on your blog Red. Apologies.
on Mar 23rd, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Narocroc, I am not a fan of the expression LOL. But I’ll have to admit that did in fact bring on the aforementioned laugh out loud.
on Mar 23rd, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Doesn’t ROTFLMAO sound like a large St. Bernard vomiting?
on Mar 23rd, 2009 at 1:55 pm
And that’s why I don’t mind being single. Well, at least some of the time.
on Mar 23rd, 2009 at 3:19 pm
They’re doomed.
on Mar 23rd, 2009 at 3:22 pm
It would seem so.
on Mar 23rd, 2009 at 3:25 pm
I’ve a Zidane like moment of my own
…you can guess which
on Mar 23rd, 2009 at 9:18 pm
He should have said, ‘it just got better’, right?
Nobody puts Baby in a corner…
on Mar 23rd, 2009 at 9:42 pm
baby in a corner is a dirty dancing thing
i must be the only person in the world who knows that from a daniel kitson bootleg instead of that film
on Mar 24th, 2009 at 12:50 am
hey that’s the sort of honesty that gets you through….