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If I was to say to you that I could provide funky worms, kazoo’s, Jew harps, angry dictators ranting about musicians, sandwiches, soul, retro funk rock and two morons talking about absolutely nothing for an hour and a half, you would say it would be too good to be true right ??
Well, believe it folks. [...]

March the first. That was the last time I was here, do I still exist in the feed readers of the people that kept me entertained during those winter working months? Let’s find out.
Here is a photo of me at the slots. The yearning for the gaining of money that I haven’t earned rages inside [...]

What I thought was a quiet pint to catch up and discuss frat houses and Teutonic holiday destinations actually turned into full-bore confessional. The confession he unleashed to me was the most unsettling practice of heading to the WC, taking the mobile phone out of the back pocket and then dropping his trousers. Then while [...]

“Are you getting this Jeremy?”
Jeremy wasn’t listening. His mouth was open, he stood in awe, above him a man trussed up in what seemed to be a sex swing. He dangled awkwardly above a hushed room, he was hurriedly tweeting with one hand and gesturing wildly with the other, all the while dictating his life [...]

Hello and a happy new year to you all. Two thousand and ten has arrived and I enter it with a sense of hope and renewed vim. No vigour, just vim. Over Christmas I decided that I would embark on a mission that I had not attempted since my early 20’s. It was an experiment [...]

Manly pursuits, that’s what I am all about, I base jump, tightrope walk, breathe fire and eat my enemies hearts all before I bellow my greetings to the cubicle buddies every morning. This is me, and there is no point in trying to change. Ok, I’ve changed. I am in fact a mediocre five a [...]